" Yo! This is King Koopa, a.k.a. Bowser. I'm going to introduce you to this story. Now where did we leave off? ( Koopa walks over to a hammer brother, and it tells him where "The Revenge of Captain Syrup" left off. Koopa then returns to the readers. He mumbles to himself about not knowing the info.) Now that I remember where the story left off, I can tell it to you! We left off at my castle in Dark Land, where Captain Syrup, a.k.a. Pauline, and Kammy Koopa are talking about how to kill the Mario Bros. and taking over the Mushroom Kingdom, while I am taking a nap! Now this I got to see, ah ha ha!"
Where we last left off . . .
Captain Syrup was telling Kammy Koopa her master plan. " First thing we need to do is to make a forked link to the pipe that connects Mario's house to Toadtown to Dark Land, but make it so that only members of the Koopa Troop can enter and exit the fork that leads to Dark Land. Then we turn the citizens of every kingdom in the Mushroom World, except the Mushroom Kingdom, into bricks, plants, and Mushrooms. After that, we invade the Mushroom Kingdom through the pipe with all of our troops. We then kill the Mario Bros., steal the Star Rod, and conquer the Mushroom Kingdom! Bowser can marry Princess Toadstool if he wants to and as for Kinopeo T., a.k.a. ' Toad', we can turn him into a green rock, just like Bowser did when he first tried to marry Peach!" Kammy was surprised at how well Pauline can put together a plan. " That's a great plan, but what about all of the powerups that the Mario Bros. have, such as super leaves, metal hats, power mushrooms, vanish hats, tanooki suits, wing hats, and fire flowers?" " That's very simple. We'll have Ludwig invent a machine that will take all of those items away!" " That's very intriguing! I'll call Ludwig right now! Oh ' Kooky' Von Koopa!" Ludwig, being annoyed by being called by his nickname, appeared behind a staircase. " You don't have to do that! Ve Kooplings like to be called by our nicknames only by King Dad! Vhat do you want anyway?" Kammy said, " Now Kooky, I want you, Hip, Hop, Bully, Cheatsy, Bigmouth, and Kootie Pie to make King Bowser . . ." " You mean King Dad." " King Dad, King Koopa, King Bowser, it doesn't matter! If you are annoyed at me for calling you and your siblings by their nicknames, I will repeat the whole sentence! (sigh) Ludwig, I want you, Lemmy, Iggy, Roy, Larry, Morton, and Wendy to make King . . . Dad a machine that will take away every item the Mushroom Kingdom has! Now are you satisfied?" " For the question, yes! For your request, I will convince my siblings to help me make the machine!" " Good! Now get Kamek, Rudy, Hookbill, Mad Scienstein, and your siblings for them to hear Captain Syrup's new plan to take over the Mushroom Kingdom while I wake up King Bow . . . Dad about her new plan!" Kammy then walked towards Bowser's room, as Captain Syrup and Ludwig Von Koopa called for the rest of the Kooplings and their babysitters. As she was walking up the staircase that led to the bedrooms, a boo with a blue tongue, accompanied by two fire bros., two sledge bros., two purple puncher ghosts, two thwomps, a drybones, a reznor, a magikoopa, a dark koopa, a pirate goom, a gloomba, a panser, a flurry, five koopatrols, Mouser, Triclyde, a "black pit" bob-omb, an anti-guy, a goomba ghost, a shyguy, a snifit, a snufit, a zombi-ghost and a lava fiend, ran up the steps and stopped her. " King Boo," she said to the blue tongued boo, " what are you doing and why do have so many troops behind you?" " Kammy," King Boo said, " I came to inform Bowser that Peach and Toad has left her castle to go the Marios and I want to ask him if I can take over her castle." " King Boo, we aren't invading today! We're invading tomorrow, so dismiss those troops right away and let me talk to Bowser!" " I will do as you say. Troops! We have orders to invade tomorrow! I'm sorry for bringing you here!" King Boo then vanished as the troops went to different parts of the castle. Kammy then finished going over the staircase and walked over to Bowser's room. She opened the door, and found Bowser laying on his stomache on his bed. " Bowser." Kammy said. Bowser did nothing but scratch his red hair. Kammy tried again " Bowser." Bowser did nothing. Kammy, being fed up with Bowser's laziness, leaned close to his ear, and then screeched, " BOWSER!" this scared Bowser so much, he fell off his bed. " Kammy," Bowser roared, " don't you ever do that again! That really scared me!" " I'm sorry, but it just that I came to inform you of two things . . ." Kammy first talked to Bowser about the powerful beings she and Kamek recruited and then about Captain Syrup's new plan. Bowser was amazed. " Wow! Those are some great minions, and the plan is just perfect! Too bad I didn't think of it!" Bowser and Kammy then walked out his room and walked over to Ludwig's labortory, where Ludwig is building his new invention. " Kooky, how's your invention going?" Bowser asked. " My invention's going great, King Dad!" " Where are your siblings?" Kammy asked. " They're carrying tools to my lab, so I can complete this invention." Iggy, Lemmy, and Morton appeared, each with a bundle of tools. " Where are the rest of your siblings?" " Well," Morton said, " they are outside, in the great outdoors, the opposite of inside, the . . ." " Shut it! The last time you talked too much, it gave me one of those horrible headaches I have whenever Mario defeats me!" Bowser said.
The rest of the Kooplings were outside carrying tools for Ludwig. " This stinks!" Larry Koopa said, " First King Dad doesn't let us participate in his conquests, but now he's having Ludwig build an invention for him, but we're carrying the tools for Ludwig!" " Yeah, I know what you mean," Roy said, " but King Dad didn't make the plan. Captain Syrup did!" " No she didn't!" " Yes she did!" " No she didn't!" " Come here! I got a knuckle sandwich for you!" Roy then dropped his bundle of tools and started chasing Larry, who was still carrying tools. Nearby, Wendy was having trouble carrying a huge vat of oil. " I don't like this job!" she complained to herself, " if this oil gets on my face, I won't be called Kootie Pie anymore, I'll just be called Pizzaface!" She then sat down to rest, but because the vat was so huge, she didn't know that a spiny was under her. "Owww!" Wendy screamed. She then jumped in the air grabbing her tail, but landed in the vat of oil. " Oh no!" Wendy screamed. " Now I won't be called Pizzaface, I'll be called Pizza Pie!" Wendy then jumped out of the vat and ran to Bowser's Castle crying, but since she was covered in oil, she didn't see Larry, Roy and bunches of tools in her way. Roy has caught Lemmy and was about to give him a knuckle sandwich, but Wendy, not seeing very well, tripped over a wrench and fell on both Lemmy and Roy. Now all three of them are arguing.
A group of Baby Bowsers saw the whole thing, thinking it was funny. " Heh heh," the leader said, " those Koopa Kids are funny! Hey I got an idea! One of us should transform into Bowser and teach those kids a lesson! Every one of you but Albert can do it! He doesn't know the difference between Bowser Transform and Bowser Switch!" " Oh Nitty, I can do it!" A dim-witted Baby Bowser said as pulled out a Bowser Bomb and raised his arms, " Bowser Switch!" " Albert! Don't do it!" Nitty said as he saw the bomb go off, but the explosion killed the koopa, turning him into dust, and a white flash appeared.
Meanwhile, in Ludwig's lab, Bowser saw a white flash come out of him. " What the . . ." Bowser then saw himself outside, surrounded by the group of Baby Bowsers. " Nitty, what's going on here!" he roared. " Sorry, my lord," Nitty said, " Albert pulled out a Bowser Bomb and did a Bowser Switch with you, but the explosion was so close, it turned him into dust! We tried to stop him, but it was too late!" Bowser then looked around him, and saw Roy, Larry, and Wendy fighting. " Why aren't my children carrying the tools to my castle?" The Baby Bowsers then explained to him what has happened. " So that was what happened? Well thanks for informing me! Now get to the castle!" Bowser then started walking over to his children, who were still arguing.
Bowser approched his children as they were arguing. The three Kooplings, seeing a big shadow, looked behind them and saw Bowser. " What are you three doing" Bowser angrily said. Wendy then started crying. " Oh dad," she sobbed, " Oil has got all over me! I don't want to bring tools to Ludwig's lab anymore. Instead, I want to have a nice bath. Can I go take a bath, please?" " Huh?" Bowser was confused. He knew Wendy wanted to get out of taking tools to Ludwig, but how can she be so nice all of a sudden? Bowser, scratching his head, looked at the vat of oil. There were words on it. The words said " Nice guy oil. Invented after presidental election failure. Lasts for an hour. Warning: Hugging will cause implosion!" "Groan," Bowser sighed, " Wendy, you can go to the castle to take a bath. Why did Ludwig invent a nice guy oil when that nice guy potion failed to make me president of the Mushroom Kingdom?" " Oh thank you daddy! Give me a hug!" " Uh, Wendy, I don't think you want to do that! Larry! Roy! Run for it! She wants a hug!" Bowser, Larry, and Roy then ran to the castle as fast as they could.
While this was going on . . .
Mario, Wario, Luigi, and Waluigi jumped out of their beds. Mario scratched his tummy, Wario yawned, Luigi rubbed his eyes, and Waluigi stretched. Mario looked at the time. It was 8:00 AM. " Luigi," Mario said to his brother, " I think it's time to make breakfest. It's your turn, anyway." " My turn? Why can't Waluigi do it, since he was once a great chef?" Luigi said. " Oh no. I'm not going to do breakfest. I will not!" Waluigi complained. Wario now a bit disgruntled. " Look, I'll make breakfest, since none of you three won't! How does Italian cheese grits with mushrooms sound?" Mario was amazed. " Italian cheese grits with mushrooms? I didn't know that could be made! Okay Wario, you can make breakfest!" Mario then began walking to the kitchen, but Wario stopped him. " I need to go to the bathroom first. Where is it?" Mario then pointed to a door. Wario opened the door and saw the bathroom. Wario went in and closed the door. You don't need to know what happens next. Wario then rinsed hus hands, put on his gloves, and opened the door. He then entered the kitchen/dining room, where his brothers are waiting for him to make his Italian dish.