Far off, past Mushroom Palace, farther than Bowser's Keep, and even past Yoshi Island, on a small, almost desolate island, rests a castle. At first appearance, no one could even tell it was a castle. It was so covered in weeds, thorns, and it was mostly under the ground, it was camouflaged. Yet, it was a castle. The inside was worse than the outside. It was musty, and there were jagged scars, everywhere. It was very dark, the only light was the eerie green glow of a few half-melted candles. Down many dark corridors, take a left at the horrible carved statue of who-knows-what, past the giant hole in the ground, right, then left at the picture of....something, and up to the rusty, iron door. (You can't miss it). There, past the rusty iron door, sits a notorious fiend. Sitting in his massive thrown, clenching his fist in bitter hate. Open the door and there sits the evil, wicked, (and not very good-looking), Waluigi.
Attending him are his Wicked Advisors. Lord Goombay, Sir Troopa K. , and the head advisor, Master B. Oo. B. Oo flew up to his master and said in his hack-saw voice,
"King Waluigi, I know that you're mad at Luigi. I know you're jealous, but, sitting here for days, days, and days, without eating or sleep won't help you." Waluigi didn't respond. Then Sir Troopa K. stepped up and added with his deep and booming voice,
"Perhaps, think of a plan of action, to despise of this pesky plumber." Waluigi just glared at maybe some imaginary form of Luigi. Then, Lord Goombay commented in his raspy, cough-of-a-voice,
"Master Troopa K. is right your highness." Waluigi then exploded in an outburst of anger.
"Will you all shutup! I'm thinking can't you see! Of course! I've had it in mind since who-knows-when to kill that ignorant, green, jerk! I've tried to plan it, but you won't give me a moment's peace! Just shut up! All of you!" His advisors shrank away in fear.
"Just leave me alone! Get out!" The three rushed out and slammed the door. Waluigi then again started to ponder, thinking of every little thing on Luigi he had learned on the internet. Then, it came to him. He chuckled an evil chuckle. He knew how to kill Luigi.
