Toad: "And were here to bring you Nintendo Movie Reviews."
Mario: "Yeah, reviews for Nintendo movies."
Toad: "First will start off with the monster movie D.K Kong. With Princess Peach as the screaming girl and Donkey Kong as D.K Kong. Roll it."
Scene: City, (New York, New York). Time: Hard to tell if it's day or night. The movie is black and white.
On top of the Empire State Building stands the ferocious D.K Kong. In his hairy grasp is the Princess Peach. She is screaming her head off.
"You let me go you no-good, banana brained, ape!"
"Listen, I'm not gonna' set you down till I get my ransom money in bananas!"
"I know a lawyer! A good one! He's never lost a case! Or anything else for that matter!"
"I'm waiting for my banana ransom money."
"Then I'll sue you for more than you can imagine, you big dope."
"I wonder what kind of banana I'll want?"
"Hey there's a bunch of planes coming this way."
"Maybe Dole brand?"
"There coming rather fast."
"Nah, maybe...."
"Look out!" A plane crashes into D.K Kong. Nothing happens except that the plane crashes. After a bloody battle, D.K Kong is brought to court were he is sued by the judge five thousand bananas. That's not what Peach wanted though. She was leaning more to the side of green and wrinkly cash. Oh well, you win some you lose some. I don't know what to put that case in. The End.
Toad: "Well, that was an awesome movie in my perspective."
Mario: "Well, your perspective stinks."
Toad: "What do you mean?"
Mario: "For starters, I was expecting the whole movie, not just the end."
Toad: "This is a story. Not enough room for the whole thing."
Mario: "Second point, what's with the law suit?"
Toad: "Hey! Those people had to wear something!"Toad: "Hey! Those people had to wear something!"
Mario: "That's not what I meant. Also, the lawyer."
Toad: "Yeah, so?"
Mario: "He's played by my favorite actor! Sylvester Stallone!"
Toad: "So?"
Mario: "They should've given him a bigger part to play! He could've flown a plane or something."
Toad: "Yeah, he could box D.K Kong out for the count."
Mario: "Exactly. Rocky rules!"
Toad: "Dream on plumber."
Mario: "Next flick. Geno Story 2. Starring Geno as Goody, the Mario doll as Muzz Lightyear, the Bowser doll as Burg, and one of those cute Yoshi dolls a Yex. Roll it!"
The scene: Elevator shaft on elevator. Time: Night.
Goody is being carried into an elevator by a rather large guy. Following him, through the air shafts, is Yex, Muzz Lightyear, another Muzz Lightyear, and some other guys they threw in the movie at the last minute. As the elevator is moving up, on it is, the evil Burg!
"We meet again Muzz Lightyear, for the last time!"
"Not today Burg!" The wacko Muzz Lightyear springs into action firing his spaghetti sauce lazers at the evil emperor. Burg returns the fires with his Spikeon Blaster. Not paying attention to the fight, the normal Muzz Lightyear, with the others, climbs into the elevator and opens the briefcase Goody is in. Before Goody crawls out, some cowboy character grabs him. Goody blasts him with a Geno Blast, and Muzz Lightyear and the others run off.
Over at the battle, Burg is well, winning. He aims his Spikeon Blaster at Muzz but Yex yells,
"No Burg! I will eat you!" With that, Yex swallows Burg. The End.
Mario: "What a movie! What a movie! Starring your's truly toy figure!"
Toad: "Please, that movie is what we people with taste for good movies call, the pits!"
Mario: "What's wrong with it?"
Toad: "Burg? What kind of name is Burg? What kind of name is Muzz Lightyear?"
Mario: "Are you insulting my toy?"
Toad: "No, but what's with the name? Also, young children shouldn't be exposed to watching evil emperors being eaten by cute Yoshis."
Mario: "Come on. It's the same as me throwing Bowser into a bomb."
Toad: "No, no it's not."
Mario: "Whatever."
Toad: "Okay. This last movie is Germinator. Starring Kamek as the Germinator and Luigi as the guy he's trying to kill. Roll it!"
The scene: A place full of wires and junk. Time: Who Knows
The Germinator is walking twoards Luigi, aiming his wand.
"Hastalevesta germy!" Luigi springs forward with a bucket of water.
"Hastalevest this!" He tumps the water on top of the Germinator and he rusts.
The End.
Mario: "Oh brother."
Toad: "What a movie!"
Mario: "It was five seconds! You call that a movie?"
Toad: "Well the plot..."
Mario: "The plot stinks."
Toad: "Well....."
Mario: "Why did he want to kill him?"
Toad: "Well...."
Mario: "It was a sorry movie."
Kamek: "Oh, yeah?!"
Mario: "Kamek?!"
Kamek: "You got that right! I had to wear the heavy metal suit and get rusted. It took six weeks for the stupid crew to un-rust the suit! I was in that suit for six weeks and you say the movie was sorry! The sacrifices, the pain, the hard times I went through! And you say it was sorry!"
Mario: "What are you going to do?"
Kamek: "I'm going to mash you into the ground and then tap dance on your head!"
Mario: "Noooooo!"
Toad: "Well, that's all today. You go home and I'll peel Mario from the floor as soon as Kamek gets off of him. See ya'!"
