Toad: "Welcome all you movie critics! Welcome back to Nintendo Movie Reviews Part II! I'm one of your hosts, Toad!"
Mario: "Yo. I'm the one and only, great, super, mega, ultimate, dashing, courageous, bold, handsome, one in a million, Mario!"
Toad: "Stop bragging."
Mario: "It's the truth, Toady."
Toad: "My name is not Toady."
Mario: "Whatever. Well, today, we got three new flicks to look at. Starting off with the basketball movie, Loosers. Starring the Koopa Troopas as the team, Loosers, the Koopa Kids as the other team, and Bowser as the coach."
Toad: "Roll it."
Scene: Basketball gym
Time: Night, I think.
A red-shelled koopa troopa is running down the court, dribbling the Basket Bo-omb, Roy, on defense, comes at him and punches his lights out. The coach steps out on the field.
Bowser: "Hey! That's a foul!" The ref steps up.
Ref: "He's a Koopa Kid, not a chicken!"
Bowser: "No, no, no. He punched my player. That's a foul." Roy steps up.
Roy: "Oh yeah old man? I knocked em' out and had fun doing it. I'll knock you out too."
Bowser: "You're grounded, young man."
Roy: "Oh, dad! Now, I'll have to knock your block off!" A Koopa Troopa walks up and punches Roy. The Koopa Troopa's hand is now red and swelling.
Koopa Troopa: "Man! That hurt! You've got an ugly and hard face."
Roy: "I'm going to hurt you buster!" Roy tackles the Koopa and hurls him into the case full of trophies. Not only does it hurt the Koopas arm but it does some serious damage to the trophies. The crowd gasps as all the basket ball players forget the game and turn the court into a battle field. So much for basket ball. The End.
Mario: "What a great movie."
Mario: "Well, a guy who doesn't like Italian food doesn't have very good taste in anything."
Toad: "It started out nice but that ugly actor punched that guy. What was his name? Roy? I think that's his name."
Mario: "Yeah. Ugly guy, great actor."
Toad: "Was punching that guy in the script?"
Mario: "You bet it wasn't."
Toad: "I can't believe they didn't take that out."
Mario: "What's with you?"
Toad: "Violence can ruin your mind. I have very strong principles against violence."
Mario: "Okay, whatever."
Toad: "The next movie is Stuart Giant. Starring Diddy Kong as Stuart, and Timber Tiger, Katt from Star Fox, and Bolban from Bomber Man Hero, as the cats."
Scene: Central Park
Time: Night
Katt: "This rodent is as good as dead."
Timber: "Yeah, but where is he?"
Bolban: "He's bound to be around here somewhere." Just then, a little white mouse, wearing jeans and a red sweater, walks up.
Bolban: "How ya' doing? You must be Stuart."
Strangely, Familiar, Looking, Mouse: "Yeah, but the guy your'e after is behind you." The cats turn around. They see a fourteen story sport car. They look up and see, King Kong? Godzilla? No, good guesses though. It's Stuart Giant. (Diddy to some of us. Except, he's not usually twenty stories high).
Stuart Giant: "How ya' doing? You must be those stupid cats."
Katt: "Yep."
Timber: "How 'bout running now?"
Bolban: "Sounds good to me." The cats take off with Stuart it hot pursuit. He shoots his peanuts out of Peanut Pistols at the cats. The End.
Mario: "That's ridic...."
Toad: "That was a great movie!"
Mario: "Didn't your mother teach you not to interrupt someone talking?"
Toad: "Be quiet. That was cool how he shot at those cats."
Mario: "What about your violence principles?"
Toad: "Those were peanuts! Peanuts don't hurt anybody."
Mario: "Except those who have them for brains."
Toad: "Like you. I also like it how Stuart Giant was behind them all the time."
Mario: "That was dumb. I give that movie..."
Toad: "Two thumbs up!"
Mario: "Whatever."
Toad: "To finish it off, let's watch Kamek Park."
Mario: "With Kamek as the dinosaur, Luigi as Green Malcom, King K. Rool as K. Rool Grant, and Yaridovich as the lawyer. Roll it."
Scene: Road near electric fence that's guarding jungle.
Time: For a change of pace, night.
Green Malcom: "When a mans got to eat a mans got to eat." Then, they see the giant K-Mex. The giant man-eating hunter.
K-Mex: "Let's see, here, what were my lines? Oh yeah, roar."
Green Malcom: "Gasp!"
K. Rool Grant: "We've got to do something!"
Green Malcom: "Yeah, those bratty little kids are in trouble!"
K. Rool Grant: "No! Who cares about those bratts! I don't! I meant, I hungry."
Green Malcom: "Yeah. Let's go get some popcorn. They run to the near by snack bar and begin pigging out. The K-Mex breaks in and sees the lawyer eating a hot dog. The K-Mex grabs it and eats it. The lawyer dies of starvation. Yikes. The End.
Toad: "Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore!"
Mario: "It was sorry."
Kamek: "It was sorry?!"
Toad: "Here we go again."
Kamek: "I had to eat that sorry hot dog, and I'm allergic to hot dogs! I went through the hives and rashes to eat that thing and you say the movie was sorry."
Mario: "That's not what I meant."
Kamek: "I know what you meant. Now, I'll turn you into a hot dog!"
Mario: "Nooooooooo!" With a wave of Kamek's wand, Mario is a hot dog.
Toad: "Well, that was Nintendo Movie Reviews Part II. We'll be back soon! Until then, I'll eat this hot dog."
