The B.R. Gang-Chapter 1

By N. J.

Chapter 1: The Three Prisoners

A Shy Guy was lead down the old stairs, by a Koopa, into the dungeon. He was throw into a cell, and the Koopa locked it.

"There, see you get out of there." The Koopa shut the door and the room was totally dark. The Shy Guy sighed.

"I've escaped military forces, police, Mario and Luigi, and now I've been caught by a Koopa Troopa. How embarrassing. Now, I rot in this dungeon." He felt along the wall until he found a metal bed. He lay on the bed, and it fell under his weight.

"Ugh." Just then, a light flickered. The Shy Guy stood up and saw, in the corner of his cell, a Piranha Plant. He grinned.

" Hey."

"Hey. Where'd you get that candle?"

"Made it by myself. Make the fire by myself."

"Nice. Now leave me alone." The Shy Guy sat down, and the plant slithered next to him.

"Watcha' in for?"

"Rebellion against that jerk, Bowser. Now, shut up."

"I'm in for selling blueprints of weapons to the Mushroom Kingdom." Shy Guy grinned.

"You hate Bowser too?"

"You bet. That freak."

"I bet that's the only thing we agree on."

"I don't know. I like to eat obnoxious Shy Guys." The Shy Guy stood up and made a fist.

"You tryin' to start somethin'?" The plant chuckled.

"Come creepin' around me in the night, and you'll think you've messed with a chainsaw!" With that, the two went to their separate corners. The Shy Guy, soon fell to sleep.

He awoke to the sound of squeaky hinges. The jailer threw a new prisoner in.

"Here, he's to keep you company." It was a young Koopa. He was muscular all over, and head was beaten. The Piranha Plant looked him up and down before the door to the dungeon was shut.

"Strong guy, huh?" He snarled.

"Where is the carpet? And the couches and king sized beds?" The door shut, and the plant lit his candle.

"What?"

"I said wheres the carpet, couches, and king sized beds?" The Shy Guy, laughed.

"Say, where've you come from?"

"I came from P.F.K.W.C.A.R.C."

"The what?"

"The Prison For Koopas Who Can Afford Relaxing Cells."

"You mean, the prison you came from, if you pay, they give you a good cell."

"Great, but they sent me here, no more room in the prison, and they're is nothing here. No television with satellite, no Jacuzzi..." The plant laughed.

"Heh, heh, heh. Nice prison. You must come from a rich family."

"One of the most high in rank Koopa servants for Bowser." The plant and the Shy Guy raised up. They both said,

"Your family works for Bowser?"

"Yes, and I did too, until he threw me into prison for trying to raise in power." The plant grinned.

"Okay, as long as you hate Bowser, your okay." Five minutes later, the Koopa stood up.

"I'm hungry. I'm going to call room service." Shy Guy smiled.

"There's no phone." The plant smiled.

"That's okay. There's no food either." The Koopa gasped.

"What? No food?" The plant nodded his red head.

"That's right."

"How do you eat?"

"The occasional rat and mouse."

"That's disgusting." The three then went to sleep. SNORE, SNORE, SNORE! Once again the Shy Guy woke up to the see the Piranha Plant snoring, and I mean loud.

"Shut up!" The plant was startled.

"Huh, what, what's goin' on, zzzzzzz, snore."

"Wake up!"

"Huh, what, why, why wake up?"

"Because your snorin'. Stop it. I can't sleep."

"Oh I'm sorry, real sorry." Just then the Koopa awoke.

"I'm thirsty, I need a glass of Red Essence."

"Red Essence," the Shy Guy muttered.

"Well, where is it?"

"There is none."

"Then what do you drink?"

"Ask the weed."

"What do you drink?" The plant smiled.

"When it rains, which is very occasional, the roof leaks. We drink it the leaking rain." The Koopa snorted in disgust and laid down. For five minutes, silence, but then, the Koopa raised up.

"All I did was try to become more powerful and Bowser didn't won't me to have power. That's all." Shy Guy grunted,

"Who are you talking too?"

"Myself, you, I don't know."

"I'm sick of this joint." The Piranha Plant stood up.

"Well, I've been here seven years, so stop whining. Alright guys, lights out." And with that, he blew out the candle.

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